Anchr 2.0
Published November 4th, 2009 by Barney Desmond
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Anchr 2.0 makes you want to reach out and touch it; hold it; feel it. Your Anchr 2.0 pulsates with a reassuring rhythm, like that of a heart, but made of silicone instead of striated cardiac muscle.
Anchr 2.0 responds.. it is alive. If you listen carefully you can hear its machinations, at speeds beyond the limits of human ken. Don’t Panic – this is normal, but a helpful voice is always close by when you need it.
Anchr 2.0 is not made, but created. Observe its perfect finish and seamless form. The dull blue glow of security, punctuated by the cerice of backups. Anchr 2.0 fits snugly in the hands. Firm, but also yielding, you cannot discern the boundary; that is the sensation of redundancy. It is comforting.
Anchr 2.0 is communal, it is shared. But! A duality of nature: There is one, but there are also many. That is your Anchr 2.0; there are many like it, but that one is yours.
Anchr 2.0 is… everything you love about webhosting, with less crap