A lot of people aren’t keen on getting older. On the other hand, cake is delicious and moist. We choose to err on the latter, doughier side of things.
On your birthday you get a choice of any cake or cake-like dessert that can be reasonably procured. We provide the cake, you have to cut slices it for everyone. We think it’s a fair rule.
It sure gets rough around the July-August period, when we have to eat cake three times a week on some occasions.